I am so bad at cooking that I can even burn water! (Seriously)

Sometimes it just feels right to wear your bra on the OUTSIDE, you know?

Me: im really not concieted, im just honest..so basically im.....truthful.

karli: so u look in da mirror every 2 seconds cuz ur truthful??

People push my buttons & when they do I say,"What the H**l? Go get a fu***** game boy or something!"
& they don't stop. So I decide to introduce them to the elevator so they become the issue of the guy that's trying to get to floor 1.

I know a girl so ugly she can make a straight line into a circle....

Of course they got rid of most play areas at fast food restraunts.....Why on Earth would anyone want to take their kids to a place just to become an obese American?

Excuse me sir could you shut your legs i dont like your hair style

Excuse me sir could you shut your legs i dont like the smell of your breath

Kaitlynsaurus rex LMAO

WOOWOO!!!