Just tell nemo you couldnt find him because you were too busy getting high....he'll understand.

If we kill our siblings is it considered murder?

If everybody's thinking alike, somebody isn't thinking.

Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won't expect it back.

People are always at their nicest when they know you are going away.

Positive thinkin is like ths:
"A Little bird in da sky,U L00k up&it SHITS on ur eye;U dnt mind&dnt cry;U jst thank God tht COWS dnt fly!"
(ddnt mke it up)..

And on the third day, God created the Remington bolt action rifle so that Man could fight the dinosaurs. And the homosexuals. Amen. Amen.

Were you born a f**kwit or was it something you picked up?

I'm a genie in a bottle....your a tramp in a lamp...

FORD
Found On Road Dead