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  • Stop saying hurtful things....START THROWING THEM!!!!!

    by Sakura
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  • Red in colour and fleshy within
    *but beware of the pips!*
    They call it the
    TO-MA-TO!!

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  • Add Me to your myspace...
    www.myspace.com/Evil_chrissy

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  • Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.

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  • Just because i dont understand
    dosen't mean i dont care

    by gucci
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  • N-Non
    A-Athletic
    S-Sport
    C-Centered
    A-Around
    R-Rednecks

    My Friend Jeremy told me that.

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  • Puff: (adjective) ~ Awesome, Wicked, Cool, The Ultimate...

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  • "You kno wat it is about men, she'd say. They all share a single brain. And if one of them is using it, the rest of them are just plain stupid until its their turn."

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  • Me: I know how to tell if you have monsters under your bed without looking!
    Friend: How?
    Me: You tell a story of a little kid getting mauled and eaten.
    Friend: How does that work?
    Me: Sometimes they laugh...

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  • Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you. HOWEVER... The roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's empty, and so is ur head!!
    MOUAHAHAHAHAHA!!! LoL!

    by Danai
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