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  • "You kno wat it is about men, she'd say. They all share a single brain. And if one of them is using it, the rest of them are just plain stupid until its their turn."

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  • Me: I know how to tell if you have monsters under your bed without looking!
    Friend: How?
    Me: You tell a story of a little kid getting mauled and eaten.
    Friend: How does that work?
    Me: Sometimes they laugh...

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  • Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you. HOWEVER... The roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's empty, and so is ur head!!
    MOUAHAHAHAHAHA!!! LoL!

    by Danai
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  • Why put off something till tommorrow when you can put it off till next week .....

    by bunny
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  • A 4.9 will never become a 5.0, so people who ruin a unanimous 5.0 on the ratings, go to hell, I hope the devil amputates your butt.

    by cLumsy
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  • Im not as think as you drunk i am

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  • Your mom, eww dude your mom,s my mom.

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  • Some people skinny dip while others chunky dunk

    by Tessa
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  • MY DOG IS MY CAT
    & MY CAT IS MY DOG

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  • BOB

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