Why put off something till tommorrow when you can put it off till next week .....

A 4.9 will never become a 5.0, so people who ruin a unanimous 5.0 on the ratings, go to hell, I hope the devil amputates your butt.

Im not as think as you drunk i am

Your mom, eww dude your mom,s my mom.

Some people skinny dip while others chunky dunk

MY DOG IS MY CAT
& MY CAT IS MY DOG

BOB

CHICKEN NAMED BOB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

CHICKEN SUIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

CHICKEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!