Other Funny Quotes

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  • Dodge even the name says avoid it.

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  • Cheerleaders are like dancefloors
    your always on them

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  • Men are like dogs
    they beg to have sex with you

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  • A penny for your thought
    but i expect change

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  • When life gets you down
    take a drag

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  • I NEVER UNDERSTOOD THE WHOLE, WHEN LIFE HANDS YOU LEMONS... QUOTE... WHY THE F U C K WOULD LIFE HAND US ANYTHING?? F U C K ING THINK ABOUT IT!!! DUHHHH

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  • "Are you SURE you want to do that???"

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  • "The work's hard, you'll be hungry and cold, and you might very well die in an explosion.....But the pay's great!!"

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  • If its broke, I'll fix it. If it ain't broke, well I can handle that too.

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  • It destroys everything in its path, including the path itself.

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