"What's the point to having an elephant in the war you ask? Well its easier to win if you have a behemoth creature trained to step on things, enemy things that is.

"We may be outnumbered, starving, and in the middle of enemy territory, but our weapons will see us through this.....if they don't blow up that is."

The weight of Death presses in upon me, but it hasn't crushed me yet.

"I would never have believed that on a world with four suns there could exist a place so dark."

I saw this on a shirt

you go girl!.........and never come back

Grab the stick and go half way down...

(my gym teacher was explaining the rules of floor hockey to us but if u think about it sexually its funny as all hell)

Guys do you like how your balls feel?
i mean you should really feel them they feel so nifty. i love the feeling of my vagina there are all these passage ways. you people should feel yourself.

ky and brit

Brittany f##ked me in the ass once

Fubu shirt:: $$50
Air force Ones :: $$ 150
Dew Rag by RW:: $$30

Realizing you're white, Priceless.

I saw this on a shirt-

roses are red,
boys r nasty,
i dont like u,
so walk right on past me!