QUICK! Throw the Pecker over your Shoulder and Make A wish!

Everyone knows a mike. =)

Me:i stay trippin like my shoes untied
bestie: u have on flip flops
me: well.. i trip in those too

&& im out like a fat kid in dodgeball

The only thing corny around here is your toes!

"Did you ever stop to think before approaching me, that just maybe, my delusional hell wouldn't agree with yours!?"
~Delirium

Friends are like potatoes... If you eat them they will die..

I just kept humming to annoy the people around me
And wound up giving myself a headache.

A line from the song "hey ya" :
"seperate's always better when there's feelings involved".

my roomates idea of what they say:
seperate walls are better when there's ceilings involved.

briliant!

Cop: You didn't think we give pretty women tickets? Well, we don't. Sign here.