Cop: You didn't know how fast you where going? I guess that means I can write anything I want on the ticket, huh?

God Obviously Proved The Statement,
'Everybody Makes Mistakes',
When He Made You.

Dear Homework,
You are NOT attractive and I'm not doing you.

If I had to choose between you or my dog, I would rather choose my dog because he doesn't need as much food as you do.

I've come to the conclusion that I'm going to Hell in multiple religions.

My mom always says,
"If they jumped of a bridge,would u do it too?".
I always reply, "pssh no, I`d just be the one who came up with the idea."

That's not a big problem. A big problem is
like, well, if your butt fell off

No matter where you go, zort is always troz backwards.

Time is gold... all the time.

zZZZ

Have you ever had plastic surgery? If you did I'd sue that doctor.