Brittany f##ked me in the ass once

Fubu shirt:: $$50
Air force Ones :: $$ 150
Dew Rag by RW:: $$30

Realizing you're white, Priceless.

I saw this on a shirt-

roses are red,
boys r nasty,
i dont like u,
so walk right on past me!

One time.... well yesterday...

my friend said this when telling a story

I have to pee like a pregnant woman on a trampoline!

my friend said this one day when she really had to go to the bathroom

Why call a guy a player when polygamist sounds so much better!

STiiL D0NT GiiV3 A D/\MN
N3V3R GAV3 A FU(K *

IiM N0T TH3 GiiRL N3XT D00R
iiM TH3 BiiTCH D0WN TH3 STR33T

This is an A B conversation, so C your way out the door, before D and E come and F you up!

My anger management classes PISS ME OFF!