One time.... well yesterday...

my friend said this when telling a story

I have to pee like a pregnant woman on a trampoline!

my friend said this one day when she really had to go to the bathroom

Why call a guy a player when polygamist sounds so much better!

STiiL D0NT GiiV3 A D/\MN
N3V3R GAV3 A FU(K *

IiM N0T TH3 GiiRL N3XT D00R
iiM TH3 BiiTCH D0WN TH3 STR33T

This is an A B conversation, so C your way out the door, before D and E come and F you up!

My anger management classes PISS ME OFF!

Fruit loops are like GaY cheerios

We live in an age where pizza gets to our house before the police do

Im not mean, your just a sissy