Fruit loops are like GaY cheerios

We live in an age where pizza gets to our house before the police do

Im not mean, your just a sissy

I dont have enough middle fingers to show how i really feel.

The doctors say i have mulitple personalities...but we dont agree with that

Finish your beer..theres sober kids in india

Me fail english? thats unpossible!

Well id love to stay and chat...but your a total btch :)

I do know it all...i just cant remember it all at once

I would imagine if you understood morse code, a tap dance would drive you crazy