I dont have enough middle fingers to show how i really feel.

The doctors say i have mulitple personalities...but we dont agree with that

Finish your beer..theres sober kids in india

Me fail english? thats unpossible!

Well id love to stay and chat...but your a total btch :)

I do know it all...i just cant remember it all at once

I would imagine if you understood morse code, a tap dance would drive you crazy

Go ahead and talk about me, but here's some advice.
Click your heels together three times and say I need a life.

I think so I am
Stupid blondes don't think
Stupid blondes don't exist!!!!

loool

Nobody's perfect...
I'm nobody...
Therefore i'm perfect!!!!!!

lol