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  • Go ahead and talk about me, but here's some advice.
    Click your heels together three times and say I need a life.

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  • I think so I am
    Stupid blondes don't think
    Stupid blondes don't exist!!!!

    loool

    by Danai
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  • Nobody's perfect...
    I'm nobody...
    Therefore i'm perfect!!!!!!

    lol

    by Danai
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  • I firmly beleive that if you have a evil laugh you can do anything.

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  • Sex is like air...
    it only becomes important when your not getting any

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  • *THIS IS HOW IT HAS TO BE WHEN YOU GO SEE THE HILLS HAVE EYES. TRUST ME YOU WILL SAY THIS BECAUSE I DIDNT THINK THAT I WOULD*

    run bee0otch....yea that's right...get em nigga...yea boy...do how we do...yea...(clap clap clap)

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  • If the sky falls......party !!!

    what else you gonna do?

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  • I could bend you in so many places
    id make gumby scream

    by Risty
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  • Party hardy
    rock and role
    drink a 40
    smoke a bowl
    for all you stoners who think your kool
    think again cuz tweakers rule

    by Risty
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  • DONT LOOK HERE THE JOKE IS IN YOUR HAND

    by Risty
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