I firmly beleive that if you have a evil laugh you can do anything.

Sex is like air...
it only becomes important when your not getting any

*THIS IS HOW IT HAS TO BE WHEN YOU GO SEE THE HILLS HAVE EYES. TRUST ME YOU WILL SAY THIS BECAUSE I DIDNT THINK THAT I WOULD*

run bee0otch....yea that's right...get em nigga...yea boy...do how we do...yea...(clap clap clap)

If the sky falls......party !!!

what else you gonna do?

I could bend you in so many places
id make gumby scream

Party hardy
rock and role
drink a 40
smoke a bowl
for all you stoners who think your kool
think again cuz tweakers rule

DONT LOOK HERE THE JOKE IS IN YOUR HAND

Some come here to sit and think
others to shit and stink
i come here to scratch by balls
and read the writing on the walls

If you dont do anything all day. how do you know when your finished

Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza. a pizza doesnt scream when you put it in the oven. lol

(i dont really have anything against jews. itz just a joke)