Some come here to sit and think
others to shit and stink
i come here to scratch by balls
and read the writing on the walls

If you dont do anything all day. how do you know when your finished

Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza. a pizza doesnt scream when you put it in the oven. lol

(i dont really have anything against jews. itz just a joke)

Never trust something that bleeds for 7 days and dont die

Love is a four letter word just like sh** and f**k

All guys are like a squarrel only out to get a nut

So your the b**ch that told the b**ch that im a b**ch well listen b**ch it takes a b**ch to know a b**ch to call a b**ch a b**ch B**CH

~Why drink and drive, when you can get HIGH and fly!~

Its all fun till some one gets hurtthen its hillarious

IM Busy Your UGLY HAVE A NICE DAY