If idots could fly this would b a airport

When i said i hit that i ment with my car

If pro is the opposite of con, is progress the opposite of congress?

If a person is being raped, and likes it, should it still be considered rape? for open minded readers only. thank u.

If your gay you come out of the closet, so if your bi-sexual have you only opened the closet door?

How can you tell which one is Ronald McDonald in a nudist colony?

He is the one with the sesame seed buns.

Brittany has a crusty butthole

Why did the chicken cross the road?
Cause I kicked it !

* some 6 year old girl told me that one, these old jokes are getting violent !

Bi tchs like me live like queens, but sl uts like you live on your knees

Accually, I am not annoying...
Your just easily annoyed!