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  • My writing style is the love child of Emily D. and E.E.Cummings out of WEDLOCK

    by Wip lost the Rhythm
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  • How would you like it if a mitten turned you inside out ? You'd be all " HEY what the Hell mitten?!"

    by Wip lost the Rhythm
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  • I'm not fat
    I'm Fluffy

    by PuNK lOv3
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  • Brittany only has half a poo-tang

    by brittany
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  • "I'm not a gold digger, i just think that out of all the rich ppl out there, i could probably love one of them!"

    ~goddessofsong

    by goddessofsong
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  • A wise monkey never monkies with another monkies monkey

    by Capri
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  • Him: Do you believe in the America Dream?
    Her: No.
    Him: Do you believe in heaven or hell? Her: No.
    Him:Do you believe in love?
    Her: No.
    Her: Do you believe that I am about to smother you with a blanket?
    Him: Yes.

    by Katie
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  • Girls: Never put Veet hair removal cream on your face!!

    by theRookienamedKate
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  • You Say Anything Is Possible. . . .Have You Ever Tried Slamming A Revolving Door?!

    by Sierra
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  • I think my sister lost it

    by M@R!$$@
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