Other Funny Quotes

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  • Roses r red
    violets r blue
    u cum 2 mah office
    and u kno wat 2 do.........

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  • Keep smiling, it makes people wonder what your up to

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  • If time is a waste of life, and life is a waste of time, then let's get wasted and have the time of our lives!

    by Krissy
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  • Live,love,and be happy cuz lifes to short

    by kate
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  • WER HAVE YOUR BEEN?? SORRY I JUST FED MY TOLIET!!

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  • Kelly:wuts the difference between a porcupine and a BMW
    me:idk
    kelly:the porcupine has pricks on the OUTSIDE

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  • "Never love if you are not prepared to be hurt. Never start if you don't have plans to finsh. Never speak if you don't mean it. And most importantly, never smile when you don't have teeth."

    by cai
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  • ALWAYS WERE CUTE P.J.'S TO BED,
    YOU NEVER KNOW WHO YOU'LL MEET IN YOUR DREAMS!

    by Rayne
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  • So many tests, so little time.
    I send to you this burning sign.

    Let this match find its way,
    so it may light up my day.

    Set these papers all aflame,
    and I just hope I don't get blamed.

    by Bella
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  • When all else fails-read the instructions!!!

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