Wise Old Sayings Revised #4:

A penny saved is still just a penny,
but a fool and his money are some party.

Wise Old Sayings Revised #3:

That which does not kill us
will eventually bore the hell out of us.

Wise Old Sayings Revised #2:

Good things come to those who take.

Wise Old Sayings Revised #1:

Absence makes the heart go wander.

"Never run in the rain with your socks on"
~Billie Joe Armstrong

Someone's always watching! good thing god can't call the cops.

Do I look like a wireless HELP ME service?

You know what's not cool? The sun.
-Jake

I ate too many colors and now my tumic hurts

If being stupid hurt,
you'd be dead