Since light travels faster than sound. Isnt that why some people appear bright until u hear them speak?

I know you think I'm sexy, I know you think I'm hot, but everything you're looking at I know you haven't got.

Its hotter than a b ! t c h out here.
D @ m n !
its hotter than me!

First god created man...then he had a better idea.

Squirt Guns = Stress Relief

Your Cute with out the E Your Cut OFF!

The best things happen when you get drunk off of high

{inside joke with my sister}

If pussy wasn't meant to be eaten then why did God make it look like a taco and smell like tunafish.

Friends are like condoms there always there when things gets hard.

KFC is one letter away from being F**k