*Evening news is where they begin with 'Good evening', and then proceed to tell you why it isn't.*

*I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.*

Love sucks in more ways than one.

IM NOT DUMB IM BLONDE
IM NOT STUPID IM GIFTED
-ME ME AND MY FRIEND ALWAYS SAY THIS-

One of my ex-boifriends friend told me this

never try never fail

lol i love it

U have one advantage over me u can kiss my ass and i cant....wanna try....lol

not mine but i love it

Guys are like mystery candy... you never know what flavor you will get!!!
lol

Join the Dark side! ...we have cookies....

I like to sing, dance, walk down at the beach, and poke dead things with sticks!

Stoners live and stoners die
but in the end we all get high
so when in life u dont succeed
suck it all and smoke some weed!!!

-not mine i got it from a friend that got it from somebody-