Dream as if you'll live forever, live as if you'll die tomorrow

Blondes are actually pretty smart. Hey, I'm 14 and I'm blonde and I have an IQ of 145. I don't like people making fun of us.

That so bites monkies

Violets are blue,roses are red,and isnt it about time, that this quote is left dead?

Q .. How do you sink a submarine full of blondes?
A .. Knock on the door

Gay people don't get crabs. They get fruit flies

***please dont be offended by ANY of the things i may write..its only about humor..nothing here is to make anyone feel uncomfortable...**

Theatre doesn't make people gay. Gay people make theatre

Never eat in an ethnic restaurant in which no people of that ethnicity are eating.

If you gunna slit ur wrist think of this before you do it ,its not a gd idear u have a scar on ur wrist if it heals it hurts like hell and u have to spend a along time talking to ppl bout why in hell u wanna slit ur wrist

Two blondes walk into a building, you would have thought one of then would have seen it...