" Is it hott in here ,....
or is it just you !? "

Me- "You look like my 6th boyfriend"
Jason-"How many have you had?"
Me "Five..." LoL , yall shoulda seen his face.

"Me n my friends wanted 2 ask you a question.....
do you have any brothers?"

If something is indescribable, isnt that describing it?

-MJA-

Boy: Mommy, why did Benjamin Franklin invent daylight savings time?

Mom: Benjamin Franklin is the DEVIL. I INVENTED DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME!

-Waterboy

Please God- If you cant make me thin...make mi friends fat!!
-From A Picture

Being a woman sucks when working with all men
**im sorry if this offends you

Its not hot if im not there!

When life gives you lemons throw the lemons back and order candy!

You should be nice to kids today...
No seriously they have guns now