The one battle that you will never win is the fight with your hair.

Muffin 1: AHHH WE'RE IN AN OVEN!!!!
Muffin 2: HOLY SH!T A TALKING MUFFIN!!!

Cripple fight

Has the marsh taken your horse yet?!

lol, interpretation of a scene in the movie "The Never Ending Story"

If you think something that does not smell will not irritate you...then try going to sleep with a lightening bug in the room

are boys smart?

boy drinks spoiled milk after smelling it....so no they are not smart ;)

If you think that you are too small to make a difference, you've obviously never been in bed with a musquito

I was uncool before uncool was cool which is now uncool...so im where i started from.....damn!

If BaRbIe'S So PoPuLaR...WhY Do YoU HaVe To BuY HeR FrIeNds??

♥ You're ugly... and i mean that in the best way possible ♥