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  • "I'm not paranoid, but i'm not trusting. I don't need medication, but i probably could use some therapy!"
    -William Dave Olmstead

    by Ali
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  • A shit doesnt say nothing , and at the same time it hides it all

    by Dana
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  • Teacher-can u see anything?
    student-my eyes r closed and im blind folded im pretty sure i cant see.

    hey add me! dirtydog_007@hotmail.com or chocolatecandylips@hotmail.com

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  • Roses are red
    Violets are corny
    When i think of you
    Oh baby i get h orny
    E a t Me
    Beat Me
    Bite Me
    Blow Me
    Suck Me
    F u ck Me
    Very slowly
    If you kiss me dont be hasty
    Use ur tongue and make it tasty

    by Char
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  • Happy Birthday you Somalians!!!

    *lol, inside joke*

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  • 'Your Mum'

    It's not mean to be offensive! But one day at work, this guy, said something to someone I work with, and me and my mate though thats what he said, by the way he said it! Think u had to be there!
    ♥Lilo♥

    by Lilo
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  • I have a picture of u, I think its very nice, I put it under mybed... 2 scare away the mice!

    by Amirah
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  • Thank you, I deserve it

    by 2die4
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  • Its like porkrinds once you start you cant stop!

    by amanda.
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  • ☆ i hear voices...
    and they DONT lyk you