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  • If practice makes perfect...
    and no ones perfect...
    why practice

    by ~*×FaÐ3D‡‡M€mØ®Ïê§×*~
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  • Dont follow in my footsteps...
    i run into walls

    by ~*×FaÐ3D‡‡M€mØ®Ïê§×*~
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  • We HaD GaY BuRgUlArS ThE OtHeR NiTe...
    ThEy BrOkE In aNd ReArRaNgEd ThE FuRnITuRe....

    by priscilla
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  • "":] the smiley face. the number of ]s determine how happy you are. example:
    :] -not upset
    :]] -happy
    :]]] -overjoyed
    :]]]] -basically jumping up and down and screaming 'wahoo'""

    by AnotherJournalEntry
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  • :]

    by AnotherJournalEntry
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  • Call me homework.

    Then put me on a table, and do me all night long.

    (lol. I didn't make this up.)

    by Amber
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  • He says,"if i cood rearrange the alphabet i wood put u and i together" she says,"If i cood rearranged the alphabet i wood put f and u together(thn walks away)"
    hehe nikanika bondbond lol that nyt was hilarious
    ~BabY~

    by *~minniemouse~*
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  • If a tree falls on a mime's house, does it make a sound?

    by Poetvoices
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  • When all else fails masterbate :-)

    by kelly waldron
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  • Sumtimes u av 2 put the g0od tiimes wi the bad smiile wi the sad luv wot uv g0t n remember wot uav ad alwayz f0rgiive but never f0rget learn fr0m ur miistakes but never regret pe0ple change n thiingz g0 wr0ng - but just remember *liife g0es 0n*

    by xxx-lydia-xxx
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