Roses are red
violets are corny
When i see you
ooo baby i get horny

Roses are red
Apples are sour
Open your legs
And I'll show you some power

Life sucks....so get a helment

Jack and jill went up the hill
to get some maijuina
jack got high
undid his fly
and said do you wanna
jill said yes and dropped her dress
then they had some fun
but silly jill
forgot her pill
and now they have a son

You May Date the Blonde
Kiss The RedHead
But you Marry the Brunnett

Me and you are friends,
you fight, I fight,
you hurt, I hurt,
you cry, I cry,
you jump off a bridge,
i'm gonna miss ya xx

From the simpsons:

lisa: believing in angels is like believing in LEPROCONS

announcer: lisa. thats NONSENSE everyone knows that leprocons are exctinct.

I’m like a pack of gum all the girls want a piece

Sorry- I choke on small objects!

*heard it thought it was funny_not mine tho

Wh***'s are like bowling balls. They get picled up, fingered, thrown around, tossed in the gutter, and they just keep coming back for more.