Other Funny Quotes

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  • I fell UP the stairs!!

    by Nevaeh
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  • You can pick your friendz...you can pick your clothez...you can even pick your underwear...but you can't pick your parents! Doesn't that suck?!?

    by Nevaeh
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  • The Chickens are on fire and the cieling is laughing at me?!?!?!?

    by Justin Walker
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  • Let me put it nicely,
    I hope you CHOKE!

    by RachelAnne
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  • The perfect lover is one who turns into a pizza at 4:00 A.M

    by Josie
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  • ..printed on your forehead it states--"OUTSTANDING FAILURE"

    by Miss Lovely
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  • I love you like a fat kid loves cake

    by ChElSeY
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  • -Mom, i'm already 14, will you buy me a bra??

    -Shut up Markus!!

    it's really simple and short but when you're in a good mood, you'll laugh too.

    by MisterScabbedWings
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  • An eye for an eye makes the whole world blind

    by Kyle Cassells
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  • Its nice to be important but its important to be nice

    by .:.Mandy.:.
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