If you sprinkle when you tinkle, be a sweetie and wipe the seatie!!!!

I didn't write this quote my sister has a plaque in her bathroom with this saying on it and I thought I would share it!!!!

All yall hatas trying to steal my style what next you gonna steal my smile

Sometimes i wish i could b u just so i could go out with me :)

lol

U talkin 2 me or chweing on a brick either way ur guna loose ya teeth!~!~!

hehe

I'm Going To Eat Something That I found On The Ground ... And When I Do, I'm Going To Say YUM YUM!

Im NOT wearing tight pants!!!!

What are you dyslexic
reading my backwards and saying im anorexic

I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse.

Disaster is when I cut my finger...comedy is when YOU fall down a man hole and die

I dont believe in sex before marriage...you'll be late for the wedding!