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  • Open mind is better than open legs...but its nice to be open both ways!!!
    (not mine)

    by Laura
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  • I tried to smoke hash but the potatoes wouldnt light.

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  • Why are roses the symbol of love when roses always die? my sis told me its supposed to be fake roses but wouldnt that mean your love was fake?

    by Carolyn
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  • Clowns are very scary people. seriously, think about, they always know when its your bday and they always were make-up, even when they are guys.

    by Carolyn
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  • For the peoplez who keep putting, "i called your boyfriend guy and he hit me with his purse" its getting so old it has mold.

    by Carolyn
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  • I fort of a reali gd quote d ova day but i didnt rite it dwn finkin id memba it but den a few hours l8r i membad wot my memory was lik!!!

    by xCezx
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  • "my boobs are getting so big! there never gonna stop growing! there gonna take over the world someday.."
    ~Crystal Chase~

    by *Emmy*
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  • OH MY GHEIST!!

    he he my friend went to say oh my christ and oh my god at the same time and it came out like tht we found it highly hilarious lol x

    by nadine
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  • " if two wrongs dont make a right,....but three rights make a left then were all good ,....right?!"

    by Jessica
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  • *Some people think that being a ford truckin, hell rasin, beer drinkin, ass kickin, shotgun slingin,redneck is a bad think...for me it's a way of life!*

    by Felicia
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