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Open mind is better than open legs...but its nice to be open both ways!!! |
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I tried to smoke hash but the potatoes wouldnt light. |
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Why are roses the symbol of love when roses always die? my sis told me its supposed to be fake roses but wouldnt that mean your love was fake? |
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Clowns are very scary people. seriously, think about, they always know when its your bday and they always were make-up, even when they are guys. |
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For the peoplez who keep putting, "i called your boyfriend guy and he hit me with his purse" its getting so old it has mold. |
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I fort of a reali gd quote d ova day but i didnt rite it dwn finkin id memba it but den a few hours l8r i membad wot my memory was lik!!! |
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"my boobs are getting so big! there never gonna stop growing! there gonna take over the world someday.." |
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OH MY GHEIST!! |
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" if two wrongs dont make a right,....but three rights make a left then were all good ,....right?!" |
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*Some people think that being a ford truckin, hell rasin, beer drinkin, ass kickin, shotgun slingin,redneck is a bad think...for me it's a way of life!* |