Q:: Why's a banana called a banana?

A:: Cause it's a fcukin banana!

"dont hate the player, dont hate the game... hate yourself for getting played"

got from someone else on PaQ

They day I fell to your knees
Wasn't because of love
And it wasn't for friendship
It's that I slipped

Open your mouth and close your eyes. you did it?? wow your dumb!!

The early bird gets the worm

but the second mouse gets the cheese

I saw cards that said "get well soon"
.. F**K that! Get well now

demitri martin

Few women admit their age
few men act theirs

I'm gonna smoke you like fried chicken!

He said: I don't know why
You wear a bra, you got
Nothing to put it in.

She Said: You wear pants
Don't you?! =]

God Said: "Let there be light."
Chuck Norris said: "Say Please."