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  • You can go deep throat a d**k,
    i heard you need the practice!

    by Cierra
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  • Call me gay but Polly Pocket is off the chain!

    by Brittany
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  • PE stands for
    Penis ejaculation

    by Cupcake Huntress
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  • .................SO ITS NOT YOUR BIRTHDAY?

    by letmedie2night
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  • He loves me
    He loves me not
    He loves me
    He loves me not
    He loves me
    Wow!
    HE LOVES ME!!!!!!!!!!!

    by xbxdrfntx
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  • Three guys walk into a bar... you'd think one of them would have seen it

    by Stuart
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  • ME:"Marshmellows are an asset to your daily breakfast"
    FRIEND: "no noodles are... and you can pul marshmellow sauce on them if you'd like."
    ME: "no way!!! the tiny lil marshmellows that can go in your hot cocoa." :)

    by Mandy Grace
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  • Your mom is so ugly when i looked at her i though it was me

    by loving my kids tessa and savannah
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  • IM A BLACKBELT IN PILATES! =D

    by XxEmotionally TakenxX
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  • You won't be safe in my house
    there's a tiger in the bed

    by Some guy done with college
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