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  • You seem like a blanket
    because i wanna be covered by you

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  • Baby, im like a $100 bill
    you want me in your pants

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  • I'd tell you to go f**k yourself,
    But from what I've heard,
    You wouldn't be very good at it.

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  • There are those days
    When 25 to life would be worth it.

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  • Sometimes I get really depressed,
    Then I remember that I have huge boobs
    And that makes everything better.

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  • My parents said that I could be anything I set my mind to.
    So I became a b***h.

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  • Hey, remember that time that you fell?
    Haha.
    I do.

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  • Think first because stupidity comes before thinking!

    by Mars
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  • *rasberry*
    ..........<_< ......>_>
    it was you....

    by NiRo
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  • YAY! 88oz of Mountain Dew!! =D

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