IM A BLACKBELT IN PILATES! =D

You won't be safe in my house
there's a tiger in the bed

You seem like a blanket
because i wanna be covered by you

Baby, im like a $100 bill
you want me in your pants

I'd tell you to go f**k yourself,
But from what I've heard,
You wouldn't be very good at it.

There are those days
When 25 to life would be worth it.

Sometimes I get really depressed,
Then I remember that I have huge boobs
And that makes everything better.

My parents said that I could be anything I set my mind to.
So I became a b***h.

Hey, remember that time that you fell?
Haha.
I do.

Think first because stupidity comes before thinking!