*rasberry*
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it was you....

YAY! 88oz of Mountain Dew!! =D

Do all the push-ups you want. That won't fix your face problem.

Im not the girl next door..im the BIOTCH across the street!!

Humpty Dumpty had a great fall,
Humpty Dumpty had no cell phone to make a 911 call.

"Life is like wondering if there’s a pot of gold at the end of a rainbow. You just gotta wish and have hope there is. :]"

What's Barry Manilow's favourite snake?
Copacabanaconda.

So easy a caveman could do me.

I think it would be beneficial for both of us if I got in your pants :D

Dont quelstion my defenlse melchanilsm