If I have five dollars, and you have five dollars, who has more money?

Chuck Norris

I have a dream that one day my di*k will be as big as my dads

Hahaha u know whatz funnie..

ur face... lol

*i say that a lot to a friend sorta gets annoying after a while*

When your psychy is iffy you cant get a stiffy

When your mind goes crazy your equipment gets lazy

Say no to drugs...
say yes to tacos

Me: When is Johnny gonna get back? We need some testosterone in this chatroom.
Liv: I don't know. Why do you say that?
Me: All this estrogen is makeing my Lezbo side horney!

Me and my bestfriends random convos are the greatest!

I could eat a bowl of alphabet soup
And shit a better argument than that.

If a guy flashes you,
Ask him if it comes in adult sizes.

I used to care, but now I take a pill for that.