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  • If a guy flashes you,
    Ask him if it comes in adult sizes.

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  • I used to care, but now I take a pill for that.

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  • I think this boy's cheese has done slid off his cracker.

    -Green Mile

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  • As long as there is sweat,
    on the pit of JUSTICE;
    I will be there to

    DEODERIZE IT!
    LOL
    LMAO

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  • How do u like me now?

    by Lu
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  • I was listening to FOB's I've got a dark alley and a bad idea that says you should shut your mouth, when it said "we're the kids who feel like dead ends", I passed a dead end sign. So weird. It was too literal for me. =]

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  • I am at one with my duality...

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  • Oh please, I don't turn heads
    I break necks

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  • Ahh choo silly goose you didn't bless me I blessed you.

    by LeAndra
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  • Is that a mirror in your pocket?
    Cause I can see myself in your pants.

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