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Wow...You make that dress look fat =/ |
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I Think Your Amazing ^^ |
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THERE ARE NO KNIGHTS IN OKLAHOMA |
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Don't underestimate the knowledge of stupid people. |
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Driving is like the 80/20 rule, |
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Is it good if a vacuum machine sucks? |
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ME: Are you naked? |
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HEY! I just heard, a short bus tipped over and I know how you dont like to wear your helmet because its hard to lick the windows. I just wanted to make sure you were okay. |
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If you are having a bad day, remember, It could be worse: You could be a conjoined twin, with a gay brother, who has a date tonight and you are the only one with a butt hole. |
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Its such a nice day. I think Ill surprise everyone by not taking my medication. |