There is a report of a drunk, naked person riding in a Big Wheel down Main Street. Do you need me to come get you again?

Once in a spelling bee my opponent couldn't get "erect". I, however, could.

I Mighta Been Born Just Plain White Trash
But Fancy Is My Name

"Fancy" - Reba McEntire

Lonely xXx

Person#1: omg i can walk again it's been year since the last time i've walked it's a miracle
person#2:no its not. me being happy this long is a miracle XD

Kiss your buttface cause im happy and thats a miracle XD

... In case of fire...
Yell "FIRE!"

You're so sweet that I think I just got diabetes.

"DONT PUSH THE LUCK WITH ME BUSTER!"

SANTA IS A WITCH!! BURN HIM AND HIS PINT SIZED FOLLOWERS!!

"LEROY JENKINS!!!!" (if u play WoW, then you know the joke, if not GO TO YOUTUBE!!)