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  • I Mighta Been Born Just Plain White Trash
    But Fancy Is My Name

    "Fancy" - Reba McEntire

    Lonely xXx

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  • Person#1: omg i can walk again it's been year since the last time i've walked it's a miracle
    person#2:no its not. me being happy this long is a miracle XD

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  • Kiss your buttface cause im happy and thats a miracle XD

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  • ... In case of fire...
    Yell "FIRE!"

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  • You're so sweet that I think I just got diabetes.

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  • "DONT PUSH THE LUCK WITH ME BUSTER!"

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  • SANTA IS A WITCH!! BURN HIM AND HIS PINT SIZED FOLLOWERS!!

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  • "LEROY JENKINS!!!!" (if u play WoW, then you know the joke, if not GO TO YOUTUBE!!)

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  • David ask's shane "um... shane? can you please tell me why mindy was dancing naked in orgermar at 4 am in the morning last sunday?"

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  • If You Can't Beat Em...Join Em....If You Cant Join Em....Kill Em

    by John
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