It is a perfect year for apple juice... |
I could eat a bowl of alphebet soup and crap a better conversation than you |
If you love something so much, set it free, or cripple it so it cant get away... |
Just because i'm fat..doesn't mean i can't do push-ups. |
Having the love of your life break up with you && saying we can still be friends is like your dog drying, and your mum saying that you can still keep it. |
I may not look like a geek to you, but i am... believe me. |
"Well aren't you the tick for my tack in this conversation that's leading down a one way road to the middle of f%#@ing my pussy harder than a horses cock gets when it eats a green skittle ooo ni99a I can't wait." |
If there's one thing I know... It's everything. |
You're just jealous that I have a dolly llama and you don't! |
I want my own dictionary. It will be called "Webby D, Dictionary For Retarded White Rappers". |