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  • It is a perfect year for apple juice...

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  • I could eat a bowl of alphebet soup and crap a better conversation than you

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  • If you love something so much, set it free, or cripple it so it cant get away...

    *Read it somewhere*

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  • Just because i'm fat..doesn't mean i can't do push-ups.

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  • Having the love of your life break up with you && saying we can still be friends is like your dog drying, and your mum saying that you can still keep it.

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  • I may not look like a geek to you, but i am... believe me.

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  • "Well aren't you the tick for my tack in this conversation that's leading down a one way road to the middle of f%#@ing my pussy harder than a horses cock gets when it eats a green skittle ooo ni99a I can't wait."

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  • If there's one thing I know... It's everything.

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  • You're just jealous that I have a dolly llama and you don't!

    by Tony
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  • I want my own dictionary. It will be called "Webby D, Dictionary For Retarded White Rappers".

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