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Life is a retarded peice of crap. |
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Im so loved that everyone is trying to kill me!!! |
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This rice tastes like coffee and smells likes carrots |
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I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead- not sick, not wounded- dead. |
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Hehe.. im smiling cause they havent found the body yet. |
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Pickles are cucumber soaked in evil... |
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Do not make me throw a possum at your face!! |
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WARNING: Children left unattended will be sold to the circus |
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RAWR!! Thats "I love you" in dinosaur |
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Why do phone companies give you a number to call if your phone doesn't work? |