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  • Get Cape, Wear Cape, Fly.

    by Tine
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  • Friendship is like peeing in your pants.
    Everyone can see it,
    but only you can feel it's warmth

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  • Para ti, para mi', PARA TODOS!

    I saw it on an internet commercial banner thingy ^_^
    It was for a cooking tool thinger and it means "For you, for me, FOR ALL!". I saw it and i was like "OMG I have to post that! =D"

    by Tony
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  • * You must be a good runner,
    Because you are always running in my mind,
    You must be a good thief,
    Because you have stolen my heart,
    And I am always a bad shooter,
    Because I miss you always.*

    :)

    not by me.

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  • There was a horny young lady named Jill,
    Who f**ked dynamite sticks for a thrill.
    They found her vagina
    In North Carolina
    And bits of her tits in Brazil!
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    not by me.
    but really funny :)

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  • Impossiple is nothing!!

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  • Just do it!!

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  • Late night phone calls
    text messages in the morning
    seeing eachother all day
    yea were obsessed but thats what makes us best friends =]

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  • Who ever said anything is possible never tried slamming a revolving door

    by MyMuse
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  • My smiles are fake,broken,happy,michiouvios,mysteries,lovable,goofy,beautiful, just another way to express myself =]

    by MyMuse
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