Instant human ....
just add coffee

What the hell is a slug?
Its just a snail without a home. If I was a slug, I'd rob a snail for its house.

"Kill two birds with one stone."

The birds point of view..:

"Poke two eyes with one beak."

"DONT STAND BY THAT POLE! YOUR MAKING IT LOOK UGLY!"

If it weren't for electricity, we'd all be be watching television by candlelight.

I once shot an elephant in my pajamas...

How he got in my pajamas, ill never know...

CARPE SCROTUM:
Grab life by the balls.

^.^ Made me smile lol

When life gives you lemons tell life you don't need them because you can wow people on your own

If at first you do not succeed; failure might just be your style?

Girls Who live in Glass Houses.....

Should Dress in the basement! ©