So run, before my evil eye wakes up, 'cause it don't like you a lot.

"What is this a competition to see who has the largest stretch marks? Mine are bigger than yours!"
(from a phone conversation with a friend; my response to her mentioning me having twenty kids and her having just one)

I am proud that I am Joeam because i am person who is strong and God-fearing.

Who says money cant buy happiness?!?
just buy happy pills!

Men were given two heads
but only enough blood to
think with one at a time

Im in no condition to drive...wait! I shouldnt listen to myself, Im drunk!

You laugh because im different, i laugh because i just FARTED

By; Kyah & Jordan...xx

I am nobody.
Nobody is perfect.
So i guess, I must be perfect! hehe..

Wanna call me?
call 1800 kiss my ass
or
call 1800 in your dreams

-Check if there is anyone walking behind the car.

~No one is walking behind the car,
(backs up the car)
~But there was a guy in a weel chair

-Ashley!