Wanna call me?
call 1800 kiss my ass
or
call 1800 in your dreams

-Check if there is anyone walking behind the car.

~No one is walking behind the car,
(backs up the car)
~But there was a guy in a weel chair

-Ashley!

I dont care if you lick windows, take the specail bus or occasionally pee on yourself...
You hand in there sunshine, you're friggen special!

Am I number 1 on your to do list?

Question of the day: If you wear long underwear, do you wear underwear under the long underwear because the long underwear is so long?

~ i HAVE SKiTTLES iN MY MOUTH! GUYS DO U WANT TO TASTE THE RAiNBOW?? .

If you eat right, exercise, and sleep well, you still die. Therefore I am ignoring all of that and pigging out. .

Dont follow in my footsteps....i run into walls .

* A song*

I'm A cucumber
I'm A cucumber
plz don't take me to the pickel farm

I can't take this shit are you serious?

Adam sandler in big daddy