Thongs are the legal wedgie!!!

I love you like a balemic loves the flush button!

"BUSY"
means don't
****ING
talk to me
...idiot

When life gives you lemons...find an annoying kid with a paper cut...

Don't give your trust away it must be ern't

Feel safe at night. Sleep with a LiFEGUARD.

Its theres a will theres a shark.

"I wasn't always an old perv, I used to be young." -my 46 yr old dad.

Sometimes its best not to question your friend.
just help them dump the body bag into the river.

The more i drink the better you look