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If I ever gave birth, I would stop in the middle of it and ask the doctore "Is it money back guarenteed?" |
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" i tryed sniffing coke once..... |
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Theyre laughing at us because were idiots. were laughing at them because they just figured that out! |
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A good friend wll comfort you rejects you, but a best friend will go up to him and say, "it's because you're gay, isn't it?" |
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Hey, whats the difference between a cadillac and a dead baby? |
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Were so cool ice cubes are jealous |
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Rawr im a dorkasaur:] |
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'Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange and pretend you're laughing at it' |
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I am smart. I just say a lot of stupid things. |
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I Kissed A Girl And I Liked It |