I am smart. I just say a lot of stupid things.

I Kissed A Girl And I Liked It
The Taste Of Her Cherry Chapstick
I Kissed A Girl Just To Try It
Hope My Boyfriend Don't Mind It

Life's a beach until you get sand in your shorts

The police are looking for someone described as sexy, funny, and great in bed. Your ugly ass is safe, but where should i hide?

(sing to the melody of iron man)
i am ice cream man running over fat kids as fast as i can.....♥

my boyfriend made it up and i thought that was funi

Oh, say that again. Slower. And with your pants off.

I am aware I have no pants on, but thats no need to shout it out in public.

Dear diary, I wish you were a taco.

Help others when there life is full of rain, but still find time to dance in it.

"Get the disk out of the player/Which one?/The silver one......... :["
{Both of the players were silver lol}