A friend will ask to get into your fridge when they come over. A true friend will invite themselves

"....Or maybe its a glowing key that when u stick it into people it unlocks their death"

<Red Vs. Blue>

<Church and Caboose are tlaking about some glowing sword, and theyre tryig to determine what it really was

"You got steak on my mango!"
"You got mango on my steak!"

<Something i said when me n my friend were eating dinner once, laughed for hours lol>

The best prize that life can offer is working hard at work worth doing

I heard that in a movie

Life comes at you fast...so does a moving vehicle.

If you are hearing voices in your head telling you to jump off a cliff OR if the mole on your head tells you to jump off a cliff...please, see a theripist.

" i love your, i like the contrast between the blue and the black"

_i get a look from anthony

" it wasn't supposed to be black okay? it was an accident, i swear"

I miss the care free days of childhood, you could eat anything.. Now if you eat anything, you feel fat, because that's the way the 'cool kids' roll.

Life is a b*tc*. Because if it was a s l u t it would be easy.

"When life gives you lemons, pick them up and put them in ur shirt to make ur boobs bigger!"
~Unknown