Random Boy: Hey, whats up?
Girl: The sky.
Random Boy: Whats down?
Girl: Your ego.

If water is invisible, y does it make clothes dark?

Y do u call a package that is sent by ship, cargo, and a package that is sent by car is called shipment?

If lightning strikes the sea, y don't all the fish die?

When you run over a human, it sounds like "thud." A bunny'd sound more like "pssssh."

In a world of pollution, profanity, adolescence, zits,
abuse, broccoli, o-zone holes, sexism, prejudice,
stupid guys, pms, and broken hearts:
why are you telling me to 'have a good day'?

Make cupcakes,
not war

B:"I'm a genius, but I'm a misunderstood genius."
G:"What's misunderstood about you?"
B:"Nobody thinks I'm a genius."

"I don't need a life. I have plenty of phoenix downs."

Help keep the planet earth clean
this isnt uranus!