Y do u call a package that is sent by ship, cargo, and a package that is sent by car is called shipment?

If lightning strikes the sea, y don't all the fish die?

When you run over a human, it sounds like "thud." A bunny'd sound more like "pssssh."

In a world of pollution, profanity, adolescence, zits,
abuse, broccoli, o-zone holes, sexism, prejudice,
stupid guys, pms, and broken hearts:
why are you telling me to 'have a good day'?

Make cupcakes,
not war

B:"I'm a genius, but I'm a misunderstood genius."
G:"What's misunderstood about you?"
B:"Nobody thinks I'm a genius."

"I don't need a life. I have plenty of phoenix downs."

Help keep the planet earth clean
this isnt uranus!

Never do anything you wouldn't want to explain to the paramedic.

When the very first man discovered that cows give milk, what was he doing?