Her: basic apps.
dude wheres all my crap.
me. in the toilet.
her:hahaha

actually convo :)) arent we funny! lol

If the ocean were vodka and i were a duck
I'd swim to the bottom and never come up
But since it ain't vodka and i ain't a duck
Just give me the bottle and shut the fudge up

Cut the Pizza In 4 Slices I'm Not Hungry Enough For 6 !!!
~~Courtesy Of Yogi Bear

U make me throw up a little

I didn't make this up I just heard it:

Are you the b*itch that told that b*itch that i was a bi*tch you fu@#en b*itch?

Well it takes a b*itch to know a b*itch you fu@#en b*itch

Hate me, cuz you aint me, and you could never be me, stalk me, and joc me, but you can never see me, so stop the chit chat, that your too afraid to back, our i'mma put these ridgez, up your ass crack..ya digg???

Me and my bestest frans are crazy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Don't touch the Pancakes!!!

Sweet
Little
Unforgetable
Thing

~FountainsOfBlood

I am a CELLFONE cause, you can TURN ME ON, TURN ME OFF, talk to me as LONG as you want and I WON'T charge you on WEEKENDS and after 7pm.