A day without sunshine is like.... you know.... night.

LiFe'S LiKe A d*cK, LoNg AnD HaRd!!!;)

A cheesy pick up line:

Like a poptart right out of the toaster...

you're hot hot hot!

When life gives you lemon..make lemon muffins,and find a old lady allergic to lemons, and feed them to her.

If life gives you lemons...

Make lemon cake, and find a fat girl, and feed it to her.

If life gives you lemons..

throw them at old people.

or demand sugar, and make lemonade.

If life gives you lemons...

find a kid with a paper cut.

I tried to sniff coke once..

the ice cubes got stuck in my nose.

Doctor's say, that 4 out of 5 people are mentally insane. Check you're 4 friend's, if they're not..you're it.

Lets practice our left and right..you're right! I left!