Tell your boyfriend Thanks.
^_^

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. but if the doctors cute forget the fruit.

When my time comes, I want to be buried face down...So that everyone who hates me, can kiss my ass!

A day without sunshine is like.... you know.... night.

LiFe'S LiKe A d*cK, LoNg AnD HaRd!!!;)

A cheesy pick up line:

Like a poptart right out of the toaster...

you're hot hot hot!

When life gives you lemon..make lemon muffins,and find a old lady allergic to lemons, and feed them to her.

If life gives you lemons...

Make lemon cake, and find a fat girl, and feed it to her.

If life gives you lemons..

throw them at old people.

or demand sugar, and make lemonade.

If life gives you lemons...

find a kid with a paper cut.