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My level of sarcasm is in proportion to your level of stupidity. |
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If there's no reliable eye witnesses and no conclusive forensic evidence, I had nothing to do with it. ;) |
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Right U have 10 fish, 5 drown, 3 come back to life. so then How many fish do you have left? Stop counting u retard. Fish cant Drown you idiot. |
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250 MILLION Sperm...And YOU"RE the one who made it?? Really?? |
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Stress is when you wake up screaming and you realize you haven't fallen asleep yet. |
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Men are like... Blenders. You need one but your not sure why. |
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Mirrors can't talk, and lucky for you they don't laugh either. |
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Don't play stupid with me.... I'm better at it! |
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Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you. |
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In general the male race suxxx. In recent events I found that men no longer exist. |