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  • I am blond whats ur excuse??????????

    by Linda
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  • If I won the lottery I would treat the family good except you I'd buy you a 10 speed bike....later on...Come on u think I'd just buy ya a bike?I'd buy u 2 bikes

    My uncle said this to me and I thought it was funny pllllzzzzz tell me what u think!

    by Vanessa
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  • Little Red Riding hood was walkin down the lane when the big bad wolf stopped her & said lift ur shirt so I can see ur tits....Little Red Riding Hood said No why dont u lift my dress and eat me like u do in the book.:-P

    by Katie B.
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  • Tell your boyfriend Thanks.
    ^_^

    by Nephthys
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  • An apple a day keeps the doctor away. but if the doctors cute forget the fruit.

    by Chloe
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  • When my time comes, I want to be buried face down...So that everyone who hates me, can kiss my ass!

    by Marta
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  • A day without sunshine is like.... you know.... night.

    by Marta
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  • LiFe'S LiKe A d*cK, LoNg AnD HaRd!!!;)

    by ~SuGaR PlUmS~ *27*
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  • A cheesy pick up line:

    Like a poptart right out of the toaster...

    you're hot hot hot!

    by DaMaGeD DiSaStEr
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  • When life gives you lemon..make lemon muffins,and find a old lady allergic to lemons, and feed them to her.

    by DaMaGeD DiSaStEr
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